一个朋友写的话剧，用在他们学校的英语节上，拿来大家一起欣赏一下

皇帝的新装
演员：皇帝(E)，大臣A大臣B（MA,MB） 骗子A骗子B(CA,CB) 被斩裁缝A被斩裁缝B(TA,TB)
Scene1
Aside: long long ago,.there was an emperor who liked beautiful clothes very much. Every one hour, he changed his clothes.
(in the bedchamber)
MA: My majesty! How beautiful the clothes are!
MB: My majesty! What beautiful clothes they are!
E: But I think it’s ugly. Who made it?
TA: It………….it’s me.
E: You?  (对大臣)Kill him!!!
TA被MA和MB拖出皇宫，TA大声喊冤

MA: My majesty! Please try this one. The color is beautiful.
MB: Yes, my majesty! Do try this one. The style is wonderful.
E: But I think it’s ugly than that one. Who made it?
TB: It………….it’s me.
E: You?  (对大臣)Kill him!!!
TB被MA和MB拖出皇宫，TB大声喊冤

E: Why there’s no good tailor in my country？
MA和MB窃窃私语
MA: Because you change the clothes every one hour…..
MB: And always kill your tailor when you are not satisfied……
E: What did you say?
MA和MB一脸无辜
MA: We said nothing!
MB: We didn’t say anything!
E; I must do something. What about put up a notice and look for great tailors?
MA: What a wonderful idea!
MB: What an excellent idea!

Scene2
Aside: After the notice has been put up for a few days, two men saw it.
CA: It’s a good chance to make money.
CB: Yes, let’s go!
撕榜，进皇宫，见到皇帝。
甩袖，跪拜。
CA and CB: long live, long live, long long live!
E: It’s said that you two are the best tailors in my country, isn’t it?
CA: Yes, we can weave the most beautiful cloth on earth.
CB: And the cloth is also very special. Those who are foolish or incapable can not see it!
E: That’s great. Then I can know whether my people are foolish or incapable or not.
CA and CB: My majesty! We need enough gold thread and money to do our work.
E: That’s no problem. I’ll give you whatever you want if only you can make the best clothes.
Aside: The emperor gave the two cheats a room to do their job.

[此贴子已经被作者于2004-4-25 17:33:57编辑过]

Scene3
Aside: Five days later, the minister A was send to check their work.
MA: Good afternoon, gentlemen. How are you going on with your work?
CA: Very well.(CB假装忙着织布)。
动作：CA带MA到织布机前，MA用特大号放大镜仔细看。
CA: Look at the color, the pattern.
Excellent, isn’t it?

MA面向观众，心里独白：
My god, I can see nothing. Am I foolish? Am I incapable? No, I won’t let anyone know it.

CA: Isn’t it excellent?’
MA: Yes, yes excellent. I’m shoked. I’ll tell my majesty about it. Please continue your work.
CA: But we still need some more gold thread.
MA: OK, OK. I know. I know!

Scene4
Aside: Ten days later, the minister B was send to check their work.
MB: Good afternoon. Gentlemen. how are you going on with your work? 
CB: Very well. (CA假装忙着织布)。
动作：CB带MB到织布机前，MB摘下眼镜仔细看。
CB: Look at the color, the pattern.
  Wonderful, isn’t it?

MB面向观众，心里独白：
My God. I can’t see anything. Am I foolish? Am I incapable? No, I’ll let nobody know it.

CB: isn’t it wonderful?
MB: Yes, yes. Wonderful. I’m touched. I’ll tell my majesty about it. Please continue you work.
CB: But we still need some more gold thread.
MA: OK, OK. I know. I know!

Scene5
Aside: It’s the day of the parade. The two cheats show their new clothes to their emperor.
CA and CB(给皇帝看衣服): Look at that color, that pattern and that style!

皇帝面向观众，心里独白：
Oh, My God. I can see nothing. It’s terrible, horrible, impossible!
Am I foolish? Am I incapable? No, nobody will know it.

CA and CB: My majesty! Do you like it?
E: Yes, of course! These are the most beautiful clothes I have ever seen.
皇帝面向大臣。
E: Don’t you think so?
MA: Yes, I have never seen such charming clothes.
MB: Yes, I haven’t seen such charming clothes
CA and CB: We are glad you are satisfied. Please try it on, my majesty!
(更衣)
CA and CB: It’s so soft that you even can’t feel it.
E: Great!

so good!!

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